55 Best Yo Mama Jokes of All Time

Before we begin, we want to make it perfectly clear that we have nothing against your mother. We've never met the woman, but she sounds like an upstanding person and a nurturing, wonderful parent. All of the jokes you're about to read are most definitely not about your beloved mom, who is beyond reproach and the best human being who ever existed. To be honest, we're not even sure why we're publishing all of these yo mama jokes. If you ask us, these kinds of yo mama jokes are old, cheap, and overused.

Just like yo mama!

Sorry, sorry, that was too easy. But that's what happens when the topic of yo mama jokes come up. You feel strangely compelled to say things that no mature adult would ever say out loud about another person's mother. What kind of monster would do such a thing? Well, according to a 2017 study from the Medical University of Vienna, it might mean that you're intelligent. That's right, enjoying humor that's dark, offensive, and really, really rude — i.e. every "Yo Mama" joke ever written — could indicate a higher-than-usual IQ. As long as it's clearly meant as a joke, and you never try to make a convincing case to a pal why his mama is so ugly. There's a big difference between being funny and being a jerk.

Here are 55 of our favorite Yo Mama jokes, sorted by every category you could possibly want. Share them at your own risk. And if yo mama asks, no, we weren't talking about her.

Best yo mama so fat jokes

  1. Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
  2. Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
  3. Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
  4. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
  5. Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
  6. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
  7. Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
  8. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
  9. Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
  10. Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
  11. Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
  12. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
  13. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
  14. Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
  15. Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Best yo mama so stupid jokes

  1. Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
  2. Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
  3. Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
  4. Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
  5. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  6. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  7. Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
  8. Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
  9. Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
  10. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
  11. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  12. Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
  13. Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
  14. Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  15. Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Best yo mama so ugly jokes

  1. Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
  2. Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
  3. Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
  4. Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
  5. Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
  6. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
  7. Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
  8. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
  9. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
  10. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Funniest yo mama jokes of all time

  1. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
  2. Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
  3. Yo mama's cooking so nasty, she flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.
  4. Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
  5. Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
  6. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
  7. Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
  8. Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
  9. Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
  10. Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
  11. Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
  12. Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
  13. Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
  14. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
  15. Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

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